Welcome to KaleFail!

It all started with KALE. A pail full of it, to be precise.

But, times have grown quiet. The whales are hungry for more varieties, and want more nutrients.

Today, we make that possible.

What is KaleFail?

Great question! If you take yourself far back to the olden days of November 2024, a new asset was sprouting from the ground: The blockchain superfood, also known as KALE!

A thought occurred to me in January, "wouldn't it be great to use KALE as a springboard to even more more exciting blockchain hijinks!?" KailFail is now an attempt to riff on the success and community surrounding KALE in fun and interesting new ways. Every week, the goal is to experiment with some new and exciting way of utilizing KALE for more.

It's not a "fail" in that it's going to steal your vegetables from you. I'm not trying to be unsuccessful.

No, it's a "fail" in that it's scrappy. It's experimental. It's moving fast. It's fun!

What can I do here?

Right now, you can trade your hard-earned KALE for different, related cultivars! Here's how it works:

1. 1 Farm some KALE
2. 2 Create an account here. (Use the "Signup" button)
3. 3 Send some KALE to your new smart wallet
4. 4 Visit the Trading Post to trade your KALE for other, related produce
5. 5 TODO...
6. 6 Profit??

What are you waiting for?